Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Live Earth...Dead on Arrival

The whole Live Earth thing really isn't worth writing about, but since it was such a stupendous failure I thought I would revel in it.

Live Earth was supposed to bring attention to the global warming crisis. It instead contributed to global warming. It was supposed to be watched by 2 billion people worldwide. It was not. It was supposed to be equal to the Live Aid/Live 8 concerts. It was not.

People don't like to be preached to at a rock concert. I know that you and those like you go to concerts to listen to music, not have people not anywhere near qualified to talk about global warming preach to you.

On a final note I find it interesting how the global warming crew has started to change the name to "global climate change". This could be because of stories like this...enjoy!

US Army...Be all that you can be?

The US Army once again failed to meet their recruitment goals. This could become a problem especially because the months after high school graduation are usually the biggest months for recruitment. The Army is planning on increasing their total number of soldiers by 33,000 and it is going to be difficult due to the way things are going in Iraq right now.

Okay, now for my analysis. I have thought very seriously about joining the US military. I am a college graduate and I am still young enough that I do not have the responsibilities that come with age and family. I have my whole life and the whole world in front of me and yet I still think of joining the military. You might think that is insane. Well I wouldn't blame you.

The reasons that I would join the military have to do with romanticized notions that the military would have us believe in. I am attracted to the service to my country, to the sacrifice to something greater than myself, the showing of patriotism, the historical significance and the camaraderie.

However, I do not join the military (especially the Army) because I do not believe that they would offer me the opportunity to serve in a way that would be most advantageous to both of us. I do not believe that those that join are used in the way that would best benefit all of those involved.

I only wish that the military could find ways to better exploit the talents of the American soldier/sailor/Marine/airman. I am most certainly a fan of the military and I love what they do for our country, but I believe that those in the military right now are being done a disservice by the political wing of the military. The military is being run by politicians and every time this has happened in history of the world it has been followed by great failure.

US naval superiority in the Gulf

The USS Enterprise (my favorite warship name of all time) is going to the Persian Gulf to relieve the USS John C. Stennis. By trading off with the other aircraft carrier group the US will continue its 2 carrier group presence in the Persian Gulf.

Essentially this tells everyone in the Middle East...don't mess with the best...or you'll die like the rest (I'm aware this is not a Navy slogan, but it works out here as well).

China is one tough country

China executed their Food Safety Chief for being a failure. Apparently they were not satisfied with his work. This is some serious stuff.

I am glad I do not live in China.

D.C. Madam names names

We'll see who ends up on the list of the D.C. Madam's phone records of her "escort" clients. So far there has been one high profile name that I have learned about. There are bound to be more.

You and those like you must be wondering why it is that powerful people feel the need to have their "needs" taken care of by people other than their wives. This concept is just so beyond my comprehension. If you are in a position of power and responsibility than people are going to be looking for ways to tear you down. I would think that you would always be on your best behavior right?

I guess the flip side is that if you are so powerful, you figure you can get away with anything. It seems that power corrupts people in more ways than one.

Monday, July 9, 2007

Examples of extreme courage

You and those like you will certainly be proud to read about the stories of our Founding Fathers and their hardships after signing one of the greatest documents of all time.

Could we be so lucky?

Cindy Sheehan has said that she will run for Nancy Pelosi's congressional seat if Pelosi doesn't move to impeach President Bush in the next few weeks. I would love to see this happen if for no other reason than the comedic value.

Big Brother in NYC

You and those like you knew this was coming. New York City is going to begin planning and implementing a closed circuit camera system in Lower Manhattan. And so continues George Orwell's prediction of the future.

US Men's U-20 team

If you don't care about soccer, you don't have to read this, but it is sort of an important international event. The US Men's U-20 team beat Brazil this weekend...that's a big deal.

Arabs and Israelis getting along?

The Arab League is sending a delegation to Israel for peace talks...the USA isn't involved as far as I can tell and neither is any other country outside the region. I find this to be quite encouraging. If the Arabs are willing to step to the table on their own accord, that's a good sign.

Friday, July 6, 2007

British humor

Men and women alike will enjoy this article about how much women talk compared to men.

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Al Gore III, no it's not the 3rd Al Gore movie

Sorry, but if this was a Republican's kid this would be all over the news. I'm thinking maybe its a publicity stunt to help his father's Live Earth concert. But in all seriousness, AGIII needs to get some help, this wasn't the first time he's been caught with drugs or driving dangerously. However, it is funny that this time he was caught in a Prius....I mean that's just funny because he was going 100 mph in a Prius...I didn't even know that was possible.

Hot dog champs again

You probably already heard about this, but I like the story, so here it is.

The Clintons are always good for a laugh

This is just comical. The Bill and Hillary came out against the commutation of Lewis "Scooter" Libby's prison sentence, saying that "there are guidelines for what happens when somebody is convicted". This is a joke. Read the article. You and those like you will laugh hardily.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

About the Toledo leadership...yeah...

Strippers, golf and democrats...it don't get any better than that.

I wasn't going to mention the iPhone...but...

I saw this article about hacking into the iPhone and I thought it was hilarious. There are actually people that are reporting on a crime as it goes on, but no one can do anything about it. Perhaps you and those like you might find it humorous as well.

I'll also throw in this blog about the good and bad parts of the iPhone. I just thought it was interesting and informational.

Stress makes you FAT

Stress makes you fat too. So why don't you chill out.

Fast food...the new plague on the world

Fast food fat has expanded its control on the world. In an attempt to overtake and control the universe, fast food companies and fat producers alike have taken a hold on the Philippines.

You and those like you should stop eating fast food because it is going to kill you. So will milk, eggs with or without the yolk, coffee, tea, red meat, steroid injected chicken and hundreds of other foods. And don't forget the actions that will kill you, smoking, driving, walking, jogging, running, breathing and hundreds of other actions you do everyday. My advice...stay indoors, preferably in a bubble.

Americans=Alcoholics

Alcohol, not just for winos, radio disc jockeys and college kids anymore. According to a new study 30 percent of all Americans will develop a dependence on or abuse alcohol. You and those like you better watch out.

Toledo in the news

Toledo, Ohio has a special place in my heart and this story involves people I know. Manor Care, one of the nations largest owner of nursing home care facilities has announced it will be bought by private equity giant The Carlyle Group. We'll see what happens to the Toledo based company after the sale is final. Toledo businesses have a strong penchant for leaving Toledo as soon as they can.

I won't get on my soapbox, but Toledo's leadership is old, tired, unimaginative, weak, corrupt, uneducated, overpaid and mean-spirited. The only way for the city to succeed is to break the shackles of their retread government officials.

It is a great city trapped in a fog of delusion. You and those like you should visit sometime...we do still have a world-class art museum (the Toledo Museum of Art) and world-class zoo (the Toledo Zoo) along with some other great attractions. It is a Midwestern city that was at one time on the up and up and while its neighbors (to the north, Detroit, to the west, Chicago and Indianapolis, to the east, Cleveland, and to the south, Columbus and Cincinnati) grew, Toledo was locked in mediocrity. It can change, but only with a sweeping political change. Good luck Toledo, I wish the best for you.

Okay, I did get on my soapbox...sorry.